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Fastjeff
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 6:20:33 AM

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Guy on another web site just reported in from his first sea trial. Below is his reaction:

"Just got back in from a boat ride with the new Garmin GFS10 fuel flow sensors. Them 454s like to suck gas!!! At only 3400 rpm (24.9 mph) each engine burns 15.3 gph (30.6 total gph) and the Garmin says that is 0.8 mpg total. WOW, I have had this boat for three years now, and thought she burned about 10-12 gph at 3400rpm."

My buddy--the former engineer--used to keep careful records on how much gas his 454 burnt--claimed 8 GPH as I recall. No Flo Scan. Asked him how he came to that conclusion, so he handed me his log book: Gallons added, total time between fill ups... "Do the math."

Of course, he neglected to subtract warm up, slip running at idle, no wake zone running, etc. And he was an engineer!

Jeff

"There is another class of coloured people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs -- partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs." Booker T. Washington
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Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 6:20:33 AM
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Docsnow
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 10:23:44 AM

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Hey Here's another one that may tickle someones funny bone Whistle Big BigMs float pick up don't d'oh! OOps

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Keep your hooks wet & your Butts dry also make sure your whistle stays wet
jralbert
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:07:04 PM
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oooh look! The tide came up right quick, Henry.

Joel Albert, Potomac MD
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docked Deale, MD
Roger2
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 4:43:23 PM

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Ford truck for sale "cheap"

The trouble with getting old, There is a lot of info in memory, I either can't find it or don't trust it if I do!
dougrose
Posted: Saturday, February 06, 2010 7:11:42 PM

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OK guys, it's simple. The boat goes in the water, and the truck stays on the ramp. How did he get it the wrong way around.

It looks like the "Obama" was photoshopped in. He doesn't have a boat, too busy giving money away to people who are already wealthy.

"Anyone who has ever chanted "drill, baby, drill" please report to the bayou for cleanup duty..."
Fastjeff
Posted: Monday, February 08, 2010 3:29:21 AM

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..."too busy giving money away to people who are already wealthy."

If that's who I think you're talking about, he's too busy taking money from people who earned it and giving it to those who haven't.

Jeff

"There is another class of coloured people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs -- partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs." Booker T. Washington
Doug Doty
Posted: Tuesday, February 09, 2010 8:38:02 PM

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Fastjeff wrote:
..."too busy giving money away to people who are already wealthy."

If that's who I think you're talking about, he's too busy taking money from people who earned it and giving it to those who haven't.

Jeff


AMEN to that brother. Just goofy in the head all around, pushes things that are unpopular and, ignores what we need to help the economy. Too political, sorry...

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ComputerJoe
Posted: Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:10:26 AM

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Think I see some rubber on the ramp showing a hard left hand turn. I think he was planning on putting it in reverse but missed the R and got F instead.

"When THE PEOPLE fear their Goverment, there is tyranny.
When the Goverment fears THE PEOPLE, there is liberty." Thomas Jefferson
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